(Last change to this page: 22 December 1996.)
A secret yet is a short pun, in which the punning word has been
replaced by a synonym. Here are some examples. Unlike everything else in my
"things" pages, these are not originalbut as far as I know they're all in the
public domain and freely distributable.
Where he made his liquor is a secret yet.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? It's got great food, but
there's no air.
What did the Zen student say to the hot-dog vendor? Give me one with
The printing press in the basement was how he earned his money.
Two hunters went to the woods, but they saw a sign that said “Turn left,”
so they went home.
Nixon bumps into Ford in a hallway and says, “Excuse me.” Ford says, “I
Why did the [insert ethnic slur] bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the
drinks were on the roof.
What did the Latino firefighter name his two sons? Hose 1 and Hose 2.
If you've got others, drop me a line.
Jed Hartman <email@example.com>