Second Disclaimer
UNIVERSAL DISCLAIMER
This product is meant for educational purposes only. Unedited and
uncensored. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is
purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required.
List each check separately by bank number. Contents may settle
during shipment. Use only as directed. Not for internal use. Not
FCC Approved. At your own risk only. No other warranty expressed or
implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy
equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. Subject to CAB
approval. This is not an offer to sell securities. Apply only to
affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not stamp.
Use other side for additional listings. For recreational use only.
Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age. If condition
persists, consult your physician. No user-serviceable parts inside.
Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Software is not returnable.
Do not use in shower or while sleeping. Consult physician before taking
in conjunction with other products. Due to the methods of production,
each garment will be slightly different; this is meant to make each one
individual. Store above 50 degrees Fahrenheit. Not a lifesaving device.
Cape does not enable user to fly. Keep fingers and toes out from
underneath. Contents are measured by weight, not volume. There is a
danger of explosion and risk of personal injury if the battery is
incorrectly replaced or mistreated; do not attempt to recharge the
battery, disassemble it, immerse it in water, or dispose of it in fire.
To reduce the risk of electrical shock, do not remove the third (ground)
prong. Before beginning these procedures, ensure that you are discharged
of static electricity. Allow components to cool before touching.
Installing incorrectly may cause damage. Do not force. To protect against
data loss, create a backup disk before proceeding. May cause drowsiness.
May prevent sleep. Use as a handle at your own risk.
Subject to change without notice. Times approximate. Simulated
picture. No postage necessary if mailed in the United States.
Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. For off-road use
only. As seen on TV. One size fits all. Many suitcases look alike.
Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. We have
attempted to preserve the sound of the original recording; however,
the Compact Disc can reveal limitations of the source tape due to
its high resolution. Colors may, in time, fade. We have sent the
forms which seem to be right for you. Slippery when wet. For office
use only. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. Drop in any
mailbox. Not edited for television. Keep cool; process promptly.
Post office will not deliver without postage. List was current at
time of printing. Return to sender, no forwarding order on file,
unable to forward. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental
or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure
to perform. At participating locations only. Not the Beatles.
Penalty for private use. See label for sequence. Substantial penalty
for early withdrawal. Do not write below this line. Falling rock.
Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Your canceled check is your receipt.
Add toner. Place stamp here. Avoid contact with skin. Sanitized for
your protection. Be sure each item is properly endorsed. Sign here
without admitting guilt. Slightly higher west of the Mississippi.
Unauthorized reproduction is prohibited. Employees and their
families are not eligible. Beware of dog. Contestants have been
briefed on some questions before the show. Limited time offer, call
now to insure prompt delivery. You must be present to win. No passes
accepted for this engagement. No purchase necessary. Processed at
location stamped in code at top of carton. Shading within a garment
may occur. Use only in well-ventilated area. Keep away from fire or
flame. Replace with same type. Approved for veterans. Booths for two
or more. Not tax deductible. Some equipment shown is optional. Price
does not include taxes. No Canadian coins. Not recommended for
children. Prerecorded for this time zone. No solicitors. No alcohol,
dogs, or horses. No anchovies unless otherwise specified. Restaurant
package not for resale. List at least two alternate dates. First
pull up, then pull down. Call toll free before digging. Driver does
not carry cash. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product
appear for identification purposes only. Record additional
transactions on back of previous stub. Batteries not included.
Disclaimer does not cover misuse, accident, lightning, flood,
tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, hurricanes and
other Acts of God, neglect, damage from improper assembly, incorrect
line voltage, improper or unauthorized usage, broken antenna or
marred cabinet, missing or altered serial numbers, electromagnetic
radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom vibrations, customer
adjustments that are not covered in this list, and incidents owing
to an airplane crash, ship sinking or taking on water, motor vehicle
crashing, dropping the item, falling rocks, leaky roof, broken
glass, mud slides, forest fire, or projectile (which can include,
but not be limited to, arrows, bullets, shot, BB's, shrapnel,
lasers, napalm, torpedoes, or emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and
Gamma rays, knives, stones, etc.). Other restrictions may apply.
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