Laws and Sayings

(Last change: 22 December 1999.)

I've always enjoyed "laws" and axioms along the lines of Murphy's Law (and Ashleigh Brilliant's "Pot-Shots" postcards). Here are a few of my own devising, plus a couple from my sardonic pal Jack Mantis:

Through the miracle of parallel evolution, other people may have come up with the above items as well, but to the best of my knowledge they were original when I thought of them.

Or, as archy the cockroach once wrote:

archy is it original
it was once i answered truthfully
and may be again
                            archy

Jed Hartman <logos@kith.org>